It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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