That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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