We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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