I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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