Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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