I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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