love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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