Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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