Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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