I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Randomize