When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
