let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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