There is no way he is gay with that hair.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I need to sanitize my soul.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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