i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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