I must be too annoying 4 u.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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