Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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