It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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