I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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