I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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