Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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