doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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