And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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