look no pants
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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