would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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