dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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