But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
