there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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