Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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