Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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