Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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