I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i dont even know how to be here
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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