Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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