don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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