yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Couch. On fire.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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