So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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