dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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