You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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