He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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