That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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