I feel like abortions should bother me more
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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