I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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