Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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