these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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