me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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