her vagine was all disorganized.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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