come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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