I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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