you will always have a special place in my vag
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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