just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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