Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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