do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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