I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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